Greetings. My real name is Thomas Beale. As a Leo, I naturally gravitate to cat-like personalities, and there is no better exemplar of such in the literary universe than Woland’s cat, Behemoth, from Mikhail Bulgakov’s ‘The Master and Margarita’.

Here share thoughts on live music, cinema, philosophy, aesthetics, religion, politics and any other topic unfit for polite dinner party conversation. All in the best possible taste, of course.